Friday, August 22, 2003
Welcome To La Jolla
A rich middle-aged couple are having dinner at an expensive restaurant when a gorgeous woman walks up to their table, plants a huge kiss on the husband, full on the lips. They both smile, she leaves and he returns to his meal without skipping a beat.
The wife, shocked and near speechless, says: "Who the hell was that?"
The husband: "My mistress."
The wife: "That's it! I want a divorce."
The husband: "Fine, you can have one, but that means no more Lexus, no more weekend trips to Paris, no more Caribbean vacations, etc."
The woman stops and thinks about this. Just then, the man's best friend walks in with yet another beautiful woman.
The wife: "Who's that with your best friend?"
The husband: "His mistress."
The wife thinks about this as well, leans over the table and whispers: "Yes, but ours looks better, doesn't she?"